You Might Be a Computer Nerd if... written by Nosferatu · Your web page is more popular than you. · Your favorite sport is Tetris. · You know what fuzzy logic is. · You talk to your computer. · When given a choice, you look at Computer Shopper instead of Playboy. · You argue with your computer. · Your computer has its own phone line. · You have dreams involving your computer. · You try to pick up women on chat lines. · You can …showed first 75 words of 753 total…

…showed last 75 words of 753 total…run software to use all of your RAM. · If you have more data CDs than music CDs. · When you buy music CDs you find yourself checking for the "Designed for Windows 95" logo. · You run a Windows 3.1 interface inside of Windows 95. · Your sound card cost more than your stereo. · Your computer has more processors than com ports. · Your computer boots to the theme of Hackers. · You have more network rights and access than your professors. Back