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monkeys
Title: monkeys
Category: Literature / English
Details: Words: 256 | Pages: 1.1 (approximately 235 words/page)
monkeys
TLChuck.wps
Expensive Monkeys
A tourist walked into a pet shop near Microsoft's corporate
headquarters and was looking at the animals on display. While he
was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper,
"I'll have a C monkey please."
The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the
shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it
to the customer, saying, "That'll be 00." …showed first 75 words of 256 total…
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…showed last 75 words of 256 total…even some Java. All the really useful
stuff," said the shopkeeper.
The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third
monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read
,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than
all the other put together! What on earth does it do?"
The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do
anything, but it says it's an engineer."
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