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Meowulf - a creative spoof on the anglo-saxon epic Meowulf. It's written in alternating verses of prose and poetry, and will make your teacher laugh to an A.
Title: Meowulf - a creative spoof on the anglo-saxon epic Meowulf. It's written in alternating verses of prose and poetry, and will make your teacher laugh to an A.
Category: Literature / Creative Writing
Details: Words: 1418 | Pages: 6.0 (approximately 235 words/page)
Meowulf - a creative spoof on the anglo-saxon epic Meowulf. It's written in alternating verses of prose and poetry, and will make your teacher laugh to an A.
Beowulf is an Anglo-Saxon epic read and enjoyed (if by enjoyed you mean hated with a fiery, burning passion - wait a second. . .) by students everywhere. It was once thought that it was one of the only surviving pieces of Anglo-Saxon literature (apparently the Anglo-Saxons liked their literature as much as we do). However, to our dismay, a new manuscript has been excavated, about Beowulf's brother, and his adventures in a land known to them as: …showed first 75 words of 1418 total…
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…showed last 75 words of 1418 total…Savage.
"Nobody cares what you want, Fred" Replied Hignar. "Well, off you go, Meowulf. Remember the napkins too."
And then Meowulf gave Hignar his oath:
"I will not return until Spendall has met his demise. Then I will boil the skin from his skull, fill it with PepsiŠ, and drink voraciously, and then -"
"That's great Meowulf, but could you start the whole 'not returning' thing pretty soon, like NOW? Icelandic Idol comes on in 5 minutes!"
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